Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.

That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

by Hella clutch April 14, 2015

Went Haitian

To become so shit-housed that you forget virtually, if not everything, which happened the night before. Taken from the T.V. show "Heroes" in which "The Haitian" wipes people's memories clean.

Dude 1: "Wow! I was fucked up last night! How the hell did my pants get on the roof?"

Dude 2: "You went Haitian, huh?"

Dude 1: "Totally".

by Prime Meridian November 3, 2009

Pad Habit

When you repeatedly "touch" your Kindle or other "non touch pad" screen to navigate your way around the screens' surface, to no avail.

It took me forever to read this Kindle article. I kept trying to turn the page by touching the screen like I do with my ipad. I have a really Pad Habit!

by WordCurious December 2, 2010

halitosis

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

"I was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis."

by Hannah August 13, 2003

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

haitian-pack

verb.
To place far more people into a vehicle than said vehicle is designed for- e.g. 20 people in a minivan or 150 in a 17' skiff or raft. Originates in the practice of doing this by the Haitians, often trying to escape from that shithole to Florida on ill-equipped rafts and boats.

Look at that haitian-packed van! There must by 20 people in there.

by M Daniell November 20, 2004

Harith

a hero in mobile legends that uses his magic power to destroy enemies.

Wow, I think I will ban HARITH next rank game.

by AkosiKItty January 23, 2019