handicapitation

1. A combination of the words handicap and decapitation.

1. Handicapitation is a process where any handicapped person who gets decapitated or decapitates someone else who is handicapped.

by FrostyHotSauce October 10, 2011

Handitard

A physically handicapped retard

"Good god, you are such a fucking handitard!"
"Look at that guy over there... I think he's a handitard."

by madman1050 September 21, 2016

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Handifag

Handifag is a term used to describe a cheap gay stripper who is never worth your money.

Jake: Like, Marcus, this stripper is total shit"
Marcus: Like, right! He's a toootal handifag!

by Jason P-dity Bourne June 1, 2017

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018

Handicap

Justin silverman

Justin your the definition of handicap, said maxwell

by Ding you May 9, 2018