Hamster 

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.

The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material

Hamster by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022

Hamster 

did you mean insert <Richard Hammond>?

richard hammond is hamster

Hamster by smoked fish September 6, 2022

hamster 

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord

I am absolutely obsessed with hamsters

hamster by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022

Hamster 

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.

Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."

Hamster by Areeloth November 14, 2022

hamster 

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.

the hamster

hamster by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

hamster 

A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.

It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.

It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.

Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.

Suzie: What happened to your hamster?

Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.

Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.

hamster by grubscrub February 27, 2023

Hamster 

Evan Lerner

"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"

Hamster by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023