Halo

The most freaking awesome SHOOTER ever. ALL WHO CALL IT OVERRATED, YOU ARE JUST SUCKY NOOBS WHO CAN'T AIM A RIFLE FOR SHIT, OR DO GIRLS AS WELL. Good, now that I got my anger out, here are some Halo-related facts:
1. Elites R Gay
2. 117 Rocks
3. Johnson Rocks
4. A SCORPION is an erect...well, we all know.
5. RedvsBlue is cool.
6. IF you love games like Halo, then you love girls as well.
7. Sniper Rifles R NOT to be used by noobs under any conditions, unless it is aimed the wrong way.
8. Tarturus has sick thoughts in his head about Miranda.
9. All Halo related ideas are cool
10. If Rainbow Six, Star Wars Battlefront, and Halo were to become one, we'd get the best GAME ever.
11. Keyes and Halsey do it, out comes Miranda, it's the truth and nothing but the truth.
12. Spark is gay, but I guess being stuck on Halo for billions of years can do that.
13. Halo is a game for true gamers. if you brag about how good you are, it's probably becuase you got a SPNKR. (I'd take your ass out with a fucking M6D anyway.)
14. Sputnik mode should be an all-the-time effect.
15. Warthogs and Banshees are mobiles for my P.I.M.P homies.

Playing for hours on end and getting millions of points versus like three is OK. Halo is the best shooter ever, and you should appreciate that, until HAlO 3 comes, cause Halo and Halo 2 will not be the best anymore, peace.

by Owen Ortiz November 14, 2005

Halo

weed. "Lets play halo" - Lets go get high on weed.

Dude i just got some halo. Wanna go play it?

by Code Search October 29, 2008

Halo

A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.

DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!

by James Lowe June 20, 2004

Halo

a highly overrated game played by 10 year olds that think theyre cool cause they know how to make plastic grenades. it stars masturbation man who goes around weilding generic looking guns to fight off generic looking aliens. buy it if you must or if your kid wont stop bitching about it

OMG HALO 3 CAME OUT IMA GO BUY IT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!-typical n00b gamer

dude your halo is like...all explody and life ending and stuff-crackhead

halo is overrated-me

hai gise i speak leet see? "LOL I IS PWN AT HALO N00BS LOLOLOL" i is speak leet

by epik phail gui August 4, 2009

Halo

a totally awesome video game... but when you think about it, its the stupidest crap you have ever laid eyes on. little triangular colorful aliens running around flailing their arms while big hairy guys chuck glowing blue balls at your head while you hit people with a hammer? WTF!?!?!

i was playing halo, and was like THIS IS AWESOME and then i played it again, and was like OMG ITS SO COLORFUL ITS LIKE A BAD ACID TRIP ON STEROIDS ON PCP ON STEROIDS! and i played it again, and wished it was for Wii so i could throw a controller through the TV on accident

by Liggamahwang January 19, 2009

Halo Halo

Halo Halo, or mix mix, is a badass filipino dish consisting of mixture of shaved ice and milk to which are added various boiled sweet beans and fruits, and served cold in a tall glass or bowl. Some other orgasmically delicious things are usually tossed into it, making the person eating it immediately succumb to a state of utter bliss.

Damn...that Halo Halo is truly mana from heaven.

by Letsgowaves! February 11, 2010

halo halo

Philipino origin for mixture of candy & syrups poured on ice cream. Usually means 'all mixed up' but in a good way.

The candy dish was all halo halo.

by BubbaCuthbert December 2, 2007