haddonfield

The best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don't agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we're better than you, and no, you'll never beat us.

Wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield

by Jersey's Hero May 15, 2006

Haddonfield

A really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. A good place to raise a family, but be careful because you're kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. It is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don't want to fight crime. They just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. The high school is very good but full of small minded people. Good place to grow up, but get the fuck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. Haddonfield sucks.

You're from Haddonfield? Damn that sucks, you're out of touch with the real world.

by PunkRock May 13, 2013

haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

Haddonfield

A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.

Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!

by JHan216 August 16, 2008

hadouken

The hadouken, originally Ryu's special move in Street Fighter, is now an intricate sexual move involving a can of hair spray, a Zippo lighter, and an orgasm.

Directions: While doing a girl from the back, right as you orgasm you have to line up the Zippo with the hair spray, thus spraying a large fireball toward the back of her head. At the moment of incineration, you must yell out "HADOUKEN"!

"Hey dude, where's your girl??"
"Oh, she's still in the hospital... I totally gave her a hadouken last night!"
"Oh snap, does she have any hair left??"

by Dr. Nofelgood September 19, 2009

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003

Haddonfield

an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah Haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.

-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does

by coolhaddonfieldkid March 31, 2011