An evolving breed of thot. Commonly found at your local middle/high school. They can usually be spotted juuling in leggings and Air Force ones listening to Apple Music, and drinking some boba. Do not try to take on a hyper thot alone always make sure to call your wood shop teacher as he as the only one who can properly eviscerate a true hyper thot.
by Blalipino September 8, 2018

Hyper-itis is an extended sleep induced by massive intake of food. It occurs in many mammalian species. However, despite its pervasive occurrence, it is colloquially referred to as "hibernation" to prevent animals from feeling like gluttons (although they are).
Speaker 1: Yo. Where are all the squirrels at?
Speaker 2: Dog, they got that hyper-itis. I know you saw them overdose on nuts a few months ago.
Speaker 1: Dude, I think you are referring to hibernation. That's what you get for going to Devry, fool.
Speaker 2: If they actually taught at that caricature of an institution you attend, you would know that "hibernation" is a euphemism. We don't want to offend the animals for being gluttons (although the are).
Speaker 1: Damn, my bad dog. Thanks for droppin' that knowledge though.
Speaker 2: Anytime, my nigga. Let's go get this money.
Speaker 1: I can fucks with that
Speaker 2: Dog, they got that hyper-itis. I know you saw them overdose on nuts a few months ago.
Speaker 1: Dude, I think you are referring to hibernation. That's what you get for going to Devry, fool.
Speaker 2: If they actually taught at that caricature of an institution you attend, you would know that "hibernation" is a euphemism. We don't want to offend the animals for being gluttons (although the are).
Speaker 1: Damn, my bad dog. Thanks for droppin' that knowledge though.
Speaker 2: Anytime, my nigga. Let's go get this money.
Speaker 1: I can fucks with that
by blacksteve27 May 24, 2010

Someone who constantly annoys and who is so persistant to get in touch with you or tell you something. They always tend to blow things out of proportion and exagerate.
Jennifer knows I'm busy. She has called my house, my work, and my cell phone 10 times. And left a message every time! Ughh! She is such a hyper on 7!
by TXboyfrLA September 20, 2008

Sagat from Streetfighter 2 Turbo, special move, it can be excecuted by pressing right down right, punch in a quick swift motion, if you do this correctly you shpuld hear HYPPPPERRRRRRR UPPERCUTTTTTTTT!!!
Sagat V Dhalism ................
Dhalism: "dondefire!!!!!!!!" (fireweapon)
Sagat: HYPERRRRRRRRRR UPERRRRCUTTTT! (hyper uppercut punch)
Dhalism KO'D!!!
Dhalism: "dondefire!!!!!!!!" (fireweapon)
Sagat: HYPERRRRRRRRRR UPERRRRCUTTTT! (hyper uppercut punch)
Dhalism KO'D!!!
by Lucy Sam Adam August 31, 2006

A feminist who took their job too far.
They just believe in women over men.
Anti-equal rights, but says they are equal right activist anyways.
They just believe in women over men.
Anti-equal rights, but says they are equal right activist anyways.
(Person1) You know that one girl who’s a Hyper Feminist
(Person2) Oh yeah stay away from her- she will get you sewed for saying hi.
(Person1) Alright, thanks for the advice.
(Person2) Oh yeah stay away from her- she will get you sewed for saying hi.
(Person1) Alright, thanks for the advice.
by I am god you are not god December 4, 2019

by Alveron December 10, 2010

A fortnite player that sucks and just sits in a room and drinks gallons of coffee before the streams
by Caden_88 May 22, 2018
