HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A 

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HP/DM 

A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.

Story Summary Example:

"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM

HP/DM by kydie November 29, 2005

HP support 

A subspecies of partially retarded Homo sapiens that are trusted with one's Hewlett-Packard notebooks, desktops, et cetera

"HP support should die"

"HP support professionals should be laid off before circuitcity goes down"

HP support by Summer Osama Khanfar March 29, 2009

HP Certified 

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

HP Certified by towlie October 2, 2002

HP = Higher Power 

Used to reference an open and personal interpretation of God/Deity/Nature or any power greater than one's self.

The idea that there are determinants and conditions to life beyond self-control or human-control is a spiritual challenge that can be defeating or liberating. Attributing negative/positive determinants/conditions to something greater than one-self is thought to be liberating and alleviating. Hence, ideas of a Higher Power have formed the basis of all spiritual practices and religions.

The term HP detaches itself from preconceived notions and religious elements. God for example, is mistakenly associated with Christianity on an exclusive basis, this is not a necessary association. Hence HP unambiguously removes this association.

Coming to my own conception of a HP = Higher Power has been an eye opening experience for me, since it helped me understand that I'm not responsible for everything that happens, I'm simply a part of something.

HP = Higher Power by Poldini55 February 26, 2022

Hp 49g 

The Best, most advanced Calculator on the market. Made for Engineers and Engineering Students. Most Schools use TI's because they are easier and less functional. Only the elite use this Machine. Also for use when a PC w/Mathcad or Matlab is not available. 2.5 Gigs Memory, 75Mhz ARM9 Processor, SD Card Expandable. Settle for nothing Less!

What have you Solved Today with your Hp 49g?

Hp 49g by Xaiver July 17, 2006

HP Sauce 

Term given for a house party.

"I enjoyed that HP Sauce last night, it was pretty messy"

HP Sauce by Jojo-super-Jo March 26, 2010