holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

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holy butt

only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick

Dylan; holy butt
Normie; your gay

by DYLANMAN76 March 2, 2020

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holy shit dude

One of the few catchphrases Kyle makes while being exposed/ seeing something unflattering

Stan: woah did you see that?!

Cartman: Kick ass..
Kyle: Holy shit dude

by SupaKyleOfDefinitions February 7, 2018

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holy balls

exclamation made when suprise stunned, excited, etc.

*you ace a test*
"Holy balls i aced that test"

you get punched in the face*
"Holy balls That hurt!"

by jake z January 3, 2008

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Holy Chet

A variation of "holy shit" that is usually said in response to something that does not involved a great amount of stress or results from a situation without too much negativity. Commonly said among video gamers.

Gamer1: "Holy chet he shot me in da butt!"
Gamer2: "Run mang, run!!"

by Dave Rowe January 7, 2009

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