holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 04, 2009
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Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 07, 2007
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Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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holy hippy

One who is so obsessive of being a Christian that they incorporate it into anything. Holy hippies will often wear shirts with phrases such as "He Saves" an lanyard with WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) and wearing bead necklaces with crosses on the end, even if they are guys (note they aren't gay because that would defy the Bible). They will bring up what their Bible study classes tell them if you even mention anything not within limits of the bible.
Person 1: Aw that chick is so f**king hot!
Holy Hippy 1: Dude think of the bible man, don't cuss...
Holy Hippy 2: Yeah WWJD?
by onlineidiot1994 June 30, 2008
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Holy Pancake

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.
by Swiggidy December 06, 2007
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Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.
Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"
by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023
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The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.
That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.
by ThePriest69420 October 23, 2020
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