Friend 1: Yo, I can't find informationon Bing for the sexualities
Friend 2: You must be looking them up on Bing then, it's a very homophobic browsing engine.
Guy 1: hey look over there a gay person
Guy 2: ahhhhh-
Guy 1: I'm just kidding dude calm down
Guy 2: dude, I'm homophobic don't do that you know gay people give me the willies