by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
Get the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy mug.1. The cure for the common man.
2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."
3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.
4. One of Will Smith's movies.
2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."
3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.
4. One of Will Smith's movies.
"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."
by Ace n Hitman July 16, 2008
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to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 16, 2010
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Get the Hootch Tat mug.When a girl has no talent other than being cute. Often times these women have no other redeeming qualities.
"This twitch thot suffers from ultimate Hotchickitis"
by Meatclam February 12, 2019
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Get the hotchsexual mug.Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.
I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.
by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010
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