Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Hog Slayer

One who takes particular glee in slamming the the fattest chicks out there

He went to the bar and snagged up that huge fucking cougar
Yeah, that niggas a hog slayer

by Emilio Rebengaa December 18, 2008

Hog Board

A Marine's bulletin with pictures of their girl friends and wives. Often seen during deployment. Not to be confused with the wall of shame.

Lcpl Smith, "Damn, have you seen the hog board today?"
Cpl Miller, "No, why?"
Lcpl Smith, "There are some fine hogs added!"

by This recruit February 23, 2012

hog head

A person with a hog head has a big, fatass head, just like a hog

My friend Chung, a sumo-wrestler, has a hog head because he is so big. He weighs like 500 lbs

by acchill April 10, 2016

Hog me

When hogging someone you ride them to the best of your ability and as vigorously as possible. The goal is to see how long your partner can hold before climaxing, it's a fun game in bed.

" Hey, baby come get in bed, and let's see how long you can hog me." or "Kevin last night Cindy only hogged me for 15 seconds before getting off, what a pussy."

by Donny Knoxx December 3, 2020

Hog rider

An absolute specimen of a troop who rides pigs and ur mom

Ay pardemos es el Hog rider

by EDP4040450 February 2, 2022

hog stomp

A word to describ an obese person throwing a tantrum, there is usually lots of lard being thrown around or actually stomping in a manner that makes the ground shake

The woman hog stomped into the meeting, she was angry because fat bitches need lovin' too.

by Kevie March 8, 2004