Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.
I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.
by theviewupheresucks June 09, 2020
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Weeza Haircut

A buzz cut so close to the skin it looks like you are bald. It reflects light
I didn’t know Adam had a weeza haircut” “True that
by God_Named_Weeza December 31, 2020
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Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 March 29, 2012
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The Dom haircut

An overgrown buzzcut combined with a large forehead. The ideal height is 5'5 - 5'8. This hairstyle looks the same with both coarse and fine hair. This haircut would suit with untucked clothes and loose tie bringing out that alcoholic drunk look.
Oh, you have the Dom haircut. It really brings out your comically large forehead.
by The Fax machine87 July 22, 2022
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Bangkok Haircut

When a lover becomes enraged and cuts off the male’s penis.
Jesus, Debra found out he was cheating and gave him a Bangkok haircut! They had to keep it on ice until they could sew it back on.
by Rubrus November 10, 2018
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Brooklyn haircut

An excellent haircut involving fading out the sides and spiking the top, sides, and back.
Yo, I went to pedro and got myself a brooklyn haircut, my friends love it.
by Hugh Janice November 12, 2006
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One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly
Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”
by Urfuturesexyasswife July 08, 2023
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