A Scotsman
The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009
Get the Haggis Humpermug. A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
Get the Long Haggismug. Why am I such a haggis?
by baby haggis June 20, 2018
Get the haggismug.