haggisalope

A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.

Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?

Person 3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope season?

Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!

Person 1: Yea. And the runs.

by TheProudestLoser December 11, 2007

haggas flick

A movement preformed by someone used to get hair out of thier face when too long
Or too look cool

Josh quickly performed the Haggas flick to show he was down with the kids

by PEKKAstonian May 27, 2017

hargis

the most amazing object or person to walk the earth; indescribable because of its awesomeness

That girl was a hargis of all activities.

by maybeme September 5, 2007

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

HagiSauce

A name derived from ILA, the Greek god of Masculinity. Those who possess the title are the manliest men to exist and massive alphas.

Wow look, it’s the HagiSauce. I wish I was like him!

by Hagianis May 22, 2020

Hagging Rights

Mad cred earned by a woman in the gay community.

She got mad hagging rights when she had Dan Savage's turkey baster baby.

by ThaJiznit May 15, 2010

hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )

Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006