gulch

the gagging sound exerted when a dick is shoved to far down the mouth.

I was getting a wicked blow job from this whore this morning and i grabbed the back of her hair and gulched the living shit out of her.

by w-body October 17, 2008

gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

Guch Cheese

The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm.

Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said "want some crackers with that guch cheese?"

by Dylan Ray Collins March 26, 2009

Guachinango

a beautiful town in Jalisco. home to la Virgen de la Purificacion. Also were they celebrate her every February 2nd.

Guachinango is the best place in the whole world.

by la_chiquis August 10, 2008

guiche

also know as the taint

taint your balls, taint your ass

by shelly January 14, 2005

Guched

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

by Mended June 17, 2013

Thunder Gulche

Thunder Gulche. To build up seman for three or more weeks and tie a belt around the under portion of the testicles and release through ejaculation into the mouth of another while the second party is beating a drum.

she was rockin out on the snare and i thunder gulched her!!

by tagres December 17, 2010