Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 1, 2023

Guppy bitch

A female who slightly resembles an ugly fish, specifically a guppy.

"Oh girl look at her!"
"She looks like a goddamn guppy bitch"

by Thugnifficiant April 7, 2016

guppy mixer

a person who "brings nothing to the party"; a lame ass; one lacking in personality

This party was bumpin til that guppy mixer showed up.

by catywhompus August 10, 2009

Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 22, 2021

Ass Guppy

In the same fashion of the famous prairie dog an Ass Guppy is a protruding turd playing turtle, turtle, when you have to shit real bad.

As I sit upon the bowl the Ass guppy being finally released to finally become a floating cosby, I'm finally relieved.

by Clucth Haskins September 25, 2007

Bubble Guppies

When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.

" There I was leaving my bubble guppies on the carpet."

by MFJOEY Diaz November 11, 2017

Bubble Guppies

When a girl spits out a mans semen after oral sex.

I asked Sally if she could swallow because I didn’t want to see those bubble guppies.

by Johnny Terabyte March 21, 2020