In this case, it would be a DIFFERENT kind of gump. Not the tall, lanky kind.
This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.
Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.
Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
by AmberAlmighty January 24, 2005
by Leslie the Lesbo October 19, 2015
"When you have a friend who is kinda slow and can't read and they live with their mom until they're thirty"
by Akalordprettycampos May 04, 2016
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by old pro February 04, 2008
Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on
Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on
Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
by T-Free88 February 27, 2011
Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
by JakkFrost May 11, 2017