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The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"
by 4044life2 February 2, 2014
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spirit guide

a spirit that guides you to good energy and positive vibes in spirituality, you can meet them by doing meditations or lucid dreaming (there is only a small chance you will get to see your spirit guide in a lucid dream)
Friend: Yo! I just met my spirit guide last night! They were very pretty, and it was surely a pleasure meeting them.
by MMarrss March 24, 2021
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ginger survival guide

A book written by Tim Collins that describes everything a ginger needs to know to survive in a gingerphobic society. It contains gingers through history, halls of ginger fame, halls of ginger shame, what hairstyles don't work with ginger hair, the ginger milkman joke, and the best comebacks to use for pretty much every ginger insult in existence.
Ginger Girl: "I can't seem to win, honey. It's like everyone hates gingers. I'm tempted to dye my hair blonde or something."
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"
by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014
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digi guide

A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC
Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass
by mulligan November 14, 2003
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Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.
dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man
by joe mortell April 21, 2008
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Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.
I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.
by koreabound April 7, 2011
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*
1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.
by A Hooloovoo September 8, 2008
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