Greener Wiener

The Greener Wiener is a subtle, effective, and nutritious sexual position, involving a penis, an orifice capable of absorbing vegetables, and pure joy. To perform, take what was once a normal session of ravaging anal sex and remove your penis from your partner, reach for (preferably fresh local and organic) broccoli and firmly shove it up their ass. Be sure to insert tree side first. Once broccoli is inserted far into the anal canal, reinsert penis for a tight session of beautiful anal sex, rich in Vitamin A.

Do you broccoli?

How about my Greener Wiener?

by greenween August 19, 2009

geezer

John McCain

There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.

by Phylosophi January 21, 2009

greeze

engage in sexual intercourse

In a few weeks after I meet her, I'm gonna greeze.

by Tugboats May 30, 2006

Greezed

Fucked
Sexxed
Sexual intercourse

I greezed that nuff times.

by PriincessOutdere August 7, 2008

greener tea

Green tea mixed with marijuana and then drunk as normal. Very relaxing.

I just made some greener tea and now i'm going to watch Will and Grace.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009

greefer

Repeat game team killer. One who habitually commits fratricide in Call of Duty or any other first person shooter game. Most serious in game infraction that can lead to a player banned from an online game. See also greefing.

Be careful of that bright blue highlighted tank player. He's a greefer.

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016