Giraffe horn

A poorly concealed boner under the pants

"Aren't you going to stand up for the national anthem?"

"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"

by Jeremy5464 August 25, 2017

Giraffe Potty

Giraffe Potty is dank

Giraffe Potty

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 21, 2018

Gaffi

When something is not good.
Mostly used by a group of bros and Achmed in particular.

Poll: Ey Achmed I failed flipping the joined.

Achmed: Thats pretty Gaffi man.

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

grocery graffiti

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.

man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti

by LJF December 28, 2007

giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

by koyn November 29, 2006