Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Pat the Goose

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.

Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good

by Arish A July 4, 2011

Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

goosefraba

1. A soothing sound Eskimo mothers would whisper in order to sooth their young.

2. A word used in the film "Anger Management" by Buddy Rydell in order to keep his patients from becoming irate.

Don't loose your cool, remember goosefraba.

by FezDork March 21, 2004

Bed Goose

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.

A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.

by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

gooseballs

MASSIVE ball to penis ratio. Penis size lacking, ball size immaculate.

“Yo JW got some raging balls but a little-bitty chode” - victoria
“Brotha got dem gooseballs ahh” - coco

by panos1panman2yos3thanos May 16, 2021