Google

The overlords

Google watches and tracks your every move

by >anon June 22, 2015

googles

the effect of placing ones testicles upon another's eyes

by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

Google

Search for information about (someone or something) on the Internet using the search engine Google.

Yo you want me to google that?

by Ghost of KT November 21, 2016

google

The first of a long series of search engine/internet database names that have become verbs. No one in the past told anyone else to go "encyclopedia" something, yet the google phenomenon has been applied to Facebook, Wikipedia, and various other databases. Someday, every means of finding out information will have its own verb, derived from the search engine or database used to look it up (except for Yahoo, that would just sound ridiculous).

Also makes one wonder what would happen if there were a major search engine called "Buttfuck." ("Buttfuck it."/"Buttfuck him."/"Buttfuck Tom Cruise"./"I Buttfucked you yesterday and a picture of a naked clown blowing a horse came up.")

Gertrude: "What's concurrent majoritarianism?"
Bill: "Don't ask me, bitch, fucking google it."

Other forms:

"That douchebag Greg Facebooked me yesterday."

Phil: "Who was that fucking guy from the 2nd Batman movie?"
Ralph: "IMDB that shit."

Thom: "What exactly IS a rusty trombone anyway?"
Johnny: "Fuck if I know, Urban Dictionary it."

by Manthan April 26, 2008

google

The act of looking something up.

He googled apartments in his area.

by Mullican1 January 1, 2008

Google

A number that has 100 zeros after it.

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is google

by conman27 May 5, 2010

Google

Life. Just life.

Man 1: Whats the definition of google.
Man 2: Life.

by darkshadows357 January 19, 2009