Gloobus

To be or the state or being extremely or really fucking heinous

“Yo Brendan, that workout was gloobus.”
“That was a gloobus leg day.”
“Those rice cakes were gloobus as shit, no lie.”

by brendancassidyisgloobus June 5, 2021

Goofus

If Goofus and Gallant are night and day, Goofus is the silly part of it.

Goofus became a goofus due to a lack of corporal (to/of the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid, and thought that everyone else became (got to become) a goofus as a kid too.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Goofus

The silly half of day and night.

Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Goobungles

A annoying person that doesn't understand long words.

(person 1) WHY CAN'T WE JOIN A Constitutionalizations PARTY.
(person 2) ARGHHHHHHHHHH. LONG WORDS. NOOOOOOOOO.
(person 1) You are such a goobungles

by chae_k August 15, 2021

Gootus

The feeling of shame and misery-infused regret one experiences after buying inferior goods.

Zach bought what he thought were some swell whiskey glasses, but the Gootus quickly settled in. He knew he should have listened to Tom and bought the other, better ones.

by EvilBastid November 28, 2021

Goofus

Noun, a cute name for the love of my life. Also, can be used as shorthand for “I love you”.

A: You stuck it in my butt and it tickled.
Me: Adam, you fucking goofus.

by Woop_woop_ItsDrZ January 29, 2022

Goosus

Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Goodus Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in Goosus he was a man who later became one as Goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messager of the Almighty Goose

I follow the religion "goosus"

by GoosusBeliever69 February 6, 2022