Goals

Shane Dawson

"If you google search goals you just see pictures of me"

by Abbigailmarie13 June 18, 2017

Goil

The mixture of Gasoline and specific Oil for two stroke internal combustion engines. Provides lubrication for the engine as there is no oil sump.

Typical mixture ratios are 16:1 and 32:1, even up to 100:1. Two stroke engines are found in a various lawn equipment, scooter, jetski, etc

The oil is burned along with the gasoline making high exhaust emissions, plumes of smoke, and a nice smell.

"Hey asshole, pass me that goil so I can fill up my weed-eater and edge my damn yard."

"Miguel, is the goil ratio 64:1 or 32:1?"

by Doopdoops June 24, 2008

goist

The sound the walrus makes. The walrus lives in southern California and is named Adam. The walrus goes way back with all people he knows. Goist can also be used as a substitution for any word.

The walrus shouted, "GOIST" with much angst. The Walrus goists all over your face, every night.

by Ebumar February 26, 2008

Goals

Katlyn

Katlyn is GOALS

by Unknowwnonnnne October 31, 2017

Gilsh

Someone who forcefully makes you do something. Even though they themselves are one big ugly turd bucket

Why would you make me do that, ya big gilsh?!

by Lee4 March 17, 2020

Reaquiring My Life Goals

Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"

Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"

by TedDeadMan September 2, 2010

Goals

When two people we are equally awesome and hot take each other off the market

Natalie and Gavin are 100% goals I ship them hard.

by Natalie Vlazny July 15, 2017