All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

Reverse Birth Girth

(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.

Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.

by scannin December 14, 2014

turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

Incredible girth

The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.

Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”

by Navajoboi November 24, 2018

The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019

Fake Girth

When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.

"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"

by Popping cherries August 26, 2020