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ghetto

1) A run down area of any town or city, but most often used in terms of the inner city. Any area with low or non-existent property value. May or may not refer to a high-crime area, but often does.

2) Anything that is jury rigged, broken in some way, or otherwise of generally poor quality. Refers to the frequency at which poverty-stricken people must improvise to survive on low income.
1) Pine Manor is a ghetto so full of drug dealers and other criminals, that it is often nicknamed "Crime Manor."

2) The students called their portable classroom "ghetto" because one of the windows is broken, the walls are covered with mold and ancient spitwads, the desks are falling apart, and the whiteboard has a number of inexplicable dents in it.
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ghetto spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020
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ghetto wok

The cheap, fast, and nasty Chinese-food places found on every block in NYC.
Those chicken wings from the ghetto wok last night gave me the shits.
by hatchback January 20, 2005
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Ghetto Splash

The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment
wow, you really Ghetto Splashed Ted good. What an idiot. Josh too
by racer corky August 14, 2010
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Ghetto Rock

Rock/blues music that is so fucking awesome, that you wanna drive through the ghetto in a dirty '94 Ford Escort, blasting it through the broken back windshield out of a shitty half broken boom box.
"The Big Come Up" by the Black Keys is fucking ghetto rock dude"
"I know I know"
by TedDansonSucks November 9, 2013
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Ghetto Sheet

A common occurrence within low income or lazy-ass housing units, usually used as a form of sun-shade.

A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.

Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade
Man, its 8:00pm. Why you still got'yo ghetto sheet up?!
by OpaqueIncandescence June 28, 2014
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Ghetto Mimosa

When you drink 1/4 of a 40oz of malt liquer (generally King Cobra) then fill it back up with orange juice.
Hey Crowder, Pass Mark the 40 and OJ to make himself a Ghetto Mimosa.
by Ghetto Mimosa April 17, 2015
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