Garrett

Garrett is a really great person. He is very funny but also veryyy dirty minded. But Garrett is also very caring and loving he's the best boyfriend and friend. He is hilarious and talented. The most kind person you'll ever meet but can be a pain in the butt sometimes. If you are Garrett's girlfriend you are a very lucky girl he is loyal, funny, cute, fun, talented, smart, loving and kind basically the BEST person in the whole world. But here's something to remember about Garrett don't make him mad or he might not talk to you for the rest of the day. He may think very low of himself but he really shouldn't he is the best there is no need for him to think low of himself text him right now and so how amazing he his. He will always find a way to make you happy or if he needs to know something he'll know how to make you talk. He will be one of the greatest people to fall for but even better he is an amazing friend and will always be there for you. If your sad he'll be there if your scared he'll be there if your mad he'll be there always.

Whoever Garrett's girlfriend is she's lucky.

by UhM hey March 16, 2020

Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

Garrett

Garret usually needs help in math class , hes always failing math. If approached by a Garrett help him with his math.

Garrett needs help with number 1 again

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Garrett

Gay.

Garrett is gay.

by Millo November 4, 2019

Garrett Effect

When whatever you’re thinking about happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*
You: “Woah, Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Sloppy Garrett

A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.

"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"

by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008

garrett ginner

A skateboard YouTuber/ Pro skateboarder who is the inspiration for many kids and young adults. His videos are REAL and they contain good content and skateboarding. No acting here just a shredder doing his thing!

I want to Garrett Ginner my way into success!

by Skaterboyharp January 31, 2018