Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.
I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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Gentleman's Grip

The act of stealing a negligible amount of drugs from your friend's stash, in hopes that it will go unnoticed. Usually motivated by desperation, not spite or ill-will.
"Mike, this bag looks a little low. Did you pinch something out of here?"
"Aw man, it wasn't that much. Just a Gentleman's Grip."
by Gripper Notheroneser April 19, 2013
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Gentleman’s Wash

When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.

Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018
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Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.
After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring
by THE PAMSTER May 04, 2007
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Gentleman Thrashing

When you masturbate, or, get a handy from a woman, in a very eloquent and distinguished manner.
Bro 1: Yo where is Parker?

Bro 2: He's giving himself a quick Gentleman Thrashing. He'll be out in a minute.
by DawgMan July 21, 2022
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Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.
"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"
by El Zacharoo 69 June 06, 2015
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ghetto gentleman

A male who knows how to treat a woman (opens doors, brings her flowers, treats her with respect, etc.) but can also have a ghetto side and listens to rap and hip-hop music. (Basically, he knows how to keep it crunk.) A ghetto gentleman has a certain swagger and may have tattoos, piercings, and dress a little on the ghetto side.
A girl to her friends:
"Oh the date was great, he opened every door for me and told me I looked beautiful. Then on the way home in the car we sang along to T-Pain and Weezy together. He's was such a ghetto gentleman."
by bigtipsy17 April 23, 2009
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