Genie of Stankonia

A magical being who rises into the air during sex with a dirty, stinky person.

What's that smell?

Oh no, it's the Genie of Stankonia! One of us needs to take a shower.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006

Poo genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 30, 2007

geniac

A combination of two different words, GENius and manIAC.

A brilliant individual who is completely and utterly out-of-control, possibly even insane.

If you encounter a geniac, do not attempt to emulate them, for it can only result in disaster.

If two geniacs come into contact, the results can vary from one extreme, spectacular mutual destruction, to the other extreme, extraordinary creative power.

Evariste Galois was definitely a geniac.

By age 20, he had failed out of school, been in prison, invented a new branch of algebra, and solved an unsolved mathematical problem.

At age 21, he was dead from a gunshot wound in a duel.

by Master Control May 6, 2005

Geniosity

- when doing things out of stupidity and no where near having a genius mind.

Tati: Hey! What the heck are you doing?

Ricardo: Burning my finger with the flame...

Tati: You and your acts of geniosity!

by Tottie23 January 20, 2011

genie in a bottle

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

genics

the product of being really shite at CS and haveing a massive ego.

omg hes so shite at cs and thinks he should be in SK hes such a genics!!!

by Bob August 27, 2003

Geniophobus

Adjective:
The act of being an evil genius.
(Using deceitful thoughts or lies to get your way.)

GUY1: dude, i'm getting right in between this girl and her boyfriend and purposely trying to break them up.
GUY2: how?
GUY1: because i'm geniophobus.

by DROP THE FRIDGE January 14, 2011