yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 13, 2013

gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value

That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.

by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023

Gecko

A smol cute thing that mommy loves.

"My smol sweet gecko!" But only mommy can use this phrase.

by The Smol Gecko November 25, 2020

Gecko

A smol cute thing that mommy loves

"my sweet gecko!"

by The Smol Gecko November 25, 2020

Gecko

A slang word used in jest by ingenuous males to normalize rape culture.

I gave this girl the gecko last night, she didn't actually climb up the wall but I needed a way to make raping her and lack of consent laughable.

by Awaythroat April 24, 2020

Gecko

A spy.

She is a Gecko.

by A mondo logo July 30, 2019

Gecko

A form of sexual activity first discovered in Newport. In the shower, when a bloke slithers his sausage inside of a females bumhole accidentally and the woman then scatters up the wall to get away.

Did you hear about Mark boy last night? He did the gecko on Tracy.

by eggybastard123 April 07, 2022