He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Gaugemug. In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020
Get the gauge theorymug. The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.mug. A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.
by TheSpy June 15, 2016
Get the Gaugemug. 
(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.
Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."
Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."
Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"
by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 22, 2019
Get the Gaugemug. by GetCurvd May 14, 2015
Get the gauge lockingmug.