Dehydrated Guppy

Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.

Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy

by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022

Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

by Therealworderer April 03, 2022

wounded guppy

having drunken intercourse whilst in the shower

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower

by ShadowShark October 11, 2011

Guppy

The act of being the "bitch" in your group of friends. The friend that will do anything you tell her to.

Person 1: I just told christine to go move my car and she did.
Person 2: Haha she pulled a guppy

by Christine Oppenheim May 26, 2009

Ass Guppy

In the same fashion of the famous prairie dog an Ass Guppy is a protruding turd playing turtle, turtle, when you have to shit real bad.

As I sit upon the bowl the Ass guppy being finally released to finally become a floating cosby, I'm finally relieved.

by Clucth Haskins September 11, 2007

Bubble Guppies

When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.

" There I was leaving my bubble guppies on the carpet."

by MFJOEY Diaz November 11, 2017

Bubble Guppies

When a girl spits out a mans semen after oral sex.

I asked Sally if she could swallow because I didn’t want to see those bubble guppies.

by Johnny Terabyte March 21, 2020