glasgow nod

To head-butt someone and break their nose with that sickly, satisfying crunch...

"Fuck you"
"No, fuck you"
CRUNCH
"ahhhrrrghhh!"
"See? Fuck you."

by Richter September 20, 2003

Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

by Dazcorp December 11, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A lame ass cover band from Port Clinton, OH. They try to be funny but really aren't. Don't sleep with these guys because rumor around town is that 2 of them have STD's. What else would you expect?

JOE: Yo dude! Glasgow Kiss is playing at Nicks Roadhouse this weekend?

BRAD: They're a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. Who cares.

by jack849385 January 2, 2011

GASGAS

Crappiest motorcycle to come out of Spain.
Perfered motorcycle used predominately by people named Donny
A homosexual monkey
To be ripped off, cheated, or swindled

"Holy crap! Did you see Donny get GASGAS'd on that last turn?"

"What a fruit-loop! That guy is a real GASGAS"

"I went and bought a GASGAS 450....after not being able to start it, I realized WHY it's called GASGAS......I'm such a homosexual monkey for getting swindled that easy"

by Brokeback Baird November 21, 2007

Glasgow Oyster

To expel a large phlemgy spit onto anothers face.

Ahh'm gonna floz a glasgow oyster in yer face

by The Urban Dandy July 23, 2010

Glasgow Handshake

To smack somebody over the head with a glass bottle.

"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"

by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014

Glasgow

A shit-hole at the end of the M8 motorway

What do I like best about Glasgow?? Seeing it in my rear-view mirror!!

by Nine Bob Note May 6, 2011