Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

Dan Gross

The biggest Jew, Pothead and Fag on earth.

Guy: you are the biggest Dan Gross EVER!!
Guy 2: What the nigger...am not

by Adolfo Sanchez March 7, 2009

Grassoline

Grassoline is a fuel that is made out of the oils from marijuana plants and is considered a "green" source of energy. Now that marijuana is becoming legal across US states, large companies are starting to use grassoline to power generators and fleet vehicles so they can benefit from federal and state enviromental tax credits (Google, Frito-Lay, Arby's, ect..). Another advantage of this fuel is the calming effect the grassoline exhaust provides. 86% of workers who work with grassoline driven equipment claim that they are overall happier, healthier, and hungrier than before according to a federal survey conducted in 2013.

Coby: "Hey, we need more grassoline for the truck"
Dillon: "Can we stop for pizza first?"
Coby: "Yes."

Gary: "These new grassoline generators are 34% more efficient that our old diesel ones"
Senator Frank: "Very good, I will award you nine tax credits."
Gary: "I'd rather just have a pizza party."
Senator Frank: "Ok."

by Varnpike December 3, 2014

grosse brust

Big supple breasts

My work colleague Nicole has grosse brust

by Schwanz in der Augen January 16, 2016

Thats Gross

Used when describing something that you don't want to do or does not sound like fun.

Josh: Hey, Do you want to get off tumblr and get milk?

Kim: Thats Gross

by gleekyemma December 11, 2012

gross out teacher

Anyone or anything which is generally disgusting in appearance or action.

The term is derived from Brad Neely's "Wizard People".

1. "Look at that hideous couple over there! Such gross out teachers!"

2. "You ate an entire stick of butter? You're a real gross out teacher!"

3. "You left that dirty frying pan sit for a week?! It's growing mold! Gross out teacher!"

by Philippe Jones August 29, 2006

Grassoline

The smell of a freshly mowed lawn and the exhaust of the lawnmower doing said mowing.

"Hey i just walked by the freshly mowed football field and it smelled like grassoline"

by Dingleberry1888888888888888888 March 19, 2010