Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness

Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop

by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025

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Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.

Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.

by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025

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Gooner

Someone that embraces degen culture. Might have body pillows, probably watches hentai.

"Ahri is my fav champ because she has big boobs."
"ur a gooner."

by MassiveTyler July 19, 2025

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AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.

Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.

by RangedDeer July 23, 2025

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Gooner

The meaning of the word is used to describe people who are very into anime and video games.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Person C?
person B: No, the last I've heard from them is when they were being a gooner to that new anime game

by ha1l July 27, 2025

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Gooner Yala

The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)

“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”

by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025

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