Gollumny

Gollumny: stalking a person to steal a highly valued object, or to become so obsessed with someone else's possession that you fray with insanity (can apply to relationship stalking as well)

Derives from LOTR character Gollum.

Damn her ex is suffering from borderline Gollumny, his mounting jealousies only seem to get more tenacious and his attempts at reclamation seem more and more desperate, if you listen closely enough you can hear him mutter "my precious"whenever she is within sight.

by iamslegend233 August 13, 2016

Golluming

To yearn for or pine over something or someone.

To desire some thing strongly is to Gollum over it.

They loved the look of their cocktails, they were really golluming over them.

by theshizzolator February 12, 2023

Gollume

When is something is so gollume that it's gollume

Pass us the gollume toker B - Mittens

by Gollume July 14, 2025

Gollume Toker

A gollume toker

Pass us the gollume toker B

by Gollume July 14, 2025

Golumpfurs

Meaning something is either is bad, as in "wack", or as a form of agreement, as in "word".

1. Yo, that shit's golumpfurs, dawg.

2.
Sara: Her shirt is cute.
Nikki: Golumpfurs!

by ludababee November 12, 2004

gulluminum

A depressingly common fake material used to describe hooky or scammy products and offers bought by people of low intellect.

"Graham's snake oil was made from 90% gulluminum"

by prolazyme January 24, 2017

golumptios

A man taking the absolute piss. A man that can’t put in a full shift. A racist man. A man you don’t want your child to know. A reject of society. The hiding champion you do not seek this man

Gets promoted becomes a golumptios

by Social distancing required August 23, 2020