Daniel Girth

Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...

Joe Mum: I wish Daniel Girth was my fella...

by saint_jon February 6, 2022

girth

How long something is in circumference, especially your penis. 4.5-5.0 inches is the average penile girth, which a woman should feel.

I had a good time pounding my gf last night with thick 4.5 inch girth penis.

by shortstring June 20, 2021

Girthed

To get verbally abused or to get your asshole rearranged by a BBC

Damn bro you got Girthed.

Did you hear about Becky she got absolutely girthed last night

by Robosniper19 July 27, 2023

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

Girth check

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department

Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!

by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014

Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...

Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024