Gerth

It is usually how big around something is

“Omg Stacy have you seen Byron’s cock it has so much gerth and length”

by Ginger👃 November 16, 2018

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

gerthen

When food is really really good

Grandma this food is straight gerthen!

by Jdjdhdud March 17, 2022

gertsayn

A dumbass who fucks up everything has a horrible life and just doesn't know anything is really intelligent but a retard at heart and addicted to one thing at a time

Damn he just pulled a gertsayn

by Citric Bucyrus March 24, 2023

gerth

penis, cock, dick, man meat, love lenth

shit i need to get the gerth out

by jonny cupcakes April 30, 2005

Gertjaars

the role model for all people in australia to grow up just like him and fail at life playing runescape for 20 hours and sleeping for 4 hours

i want to grow up and be just like gertjaars

by I Pity Gertjaars July 18, 2009

Gertjaars

No. 1 on the RuneScape hiscores. He beat Zezima when the Summoning skill came out. People worship him like a god and you will usually see people going "OMG GERTJAARS!" in his presence. If he turns private on he will be spammed.

*Gertjaars appears out of nowhere in Falador*
Gertjaars: Hi.
Random people..

Omg Gertjaars
Z0mg Gertjaars ftw!
Omg Gertjaars give me fr33 st00f p10x

by Mechanicai April 12, 2009