Pronounced: Fah-uh'ts
Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints.
The Futz is often seen with:
1. Arms frantically waving around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number?
4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above.
When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!
Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints.
The Futz is often seen with:
1. Arms frantically waving around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number?
4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above.
When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!
Attention everyone, the futz is about to print, please place your headphones on your ears and turn your music up. The audible questions you are about to hear will interfear with your workflow and your attitude.
The futz is printing? I'm going to lunch.
The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.
The futz is printing? I'm going to lunch.
The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.
by the printer September 21, 2008
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Verb: To mess up the landing to a Lutz.
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Because I'm a Fultoneer I get it real easy in school since I could write my name and do math and such since i was 3
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Insomnia world champion who sounds like Frank butcher after 40 super Kings. Afraid of nothing apart from blinking.
Insomnia world champion who sounds like Frank butcher after 40 super Kings. Afraid of nothing apart from blinking.
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Get the Nicki fulton mug.1. A county in Georgia, adjacent to Gwinnett. The north of Fulton includes Duluth and Alpharetta, a very racist and spoiled area. The south of Fulton is a less upscale, ghetto area. There is little understanding on why north Fulton is so KKK-influenced. Gwinnett, which is also predominantly caucasian, is much less prejudice to non-pale people. Popular opinion is that the parents strongly influence and enforce racism on their children. A popular site in Fulton is the Regal Cinema. There, punkass bitches smoke weed, dip, get in sissy fights, snort the lemon stuff you get when you buy a ticket, and hook up with underdeveloped 13 year old pussy (see, that little blond girl was a freshman, how could you not tell).
2. Also, Mike Jones is fucking huge in Fulton.
2. Also, Mike Jones is fucking huge in Fulton.
1. Goddamn, Fulton is the downfall of 300 years of American culture.
2. Fultonite (younger brother): who's on the phone, who's on the phone, why do you keep talking about groceries, who's on the phone, what do you mean we need milk, who's on the phone, who's on the phone, who's on the phone...
Fultonite 2 (older brother): shut the fuck up, its mike jones, who do you fucking think it is.
2. Fultonite (younger brother): who's on the phone, who's on the phone, why do you keep talking about groceries, who's on the phone, what do you mean we need milk, who's on the phone, who's on the phone, who's on the phone...
Fultonite 2 (older brother): shut the fuck up, its mike jones, who do you fucking think it is.
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Get the futzer mug.When you turn up at a party that has already ended so can’t get in and take a shite in the close in protest.
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