Fuckzone

To use someone just for sex without any intention of committing to them.

Ex1:
Sarah: He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?
Mary: I think he fuckzoned you, Mary.

Ex2:
On average, guys are friendzoned while women are fuckzoned.

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

fuckeroni

fucknuggets

fuckeroni he's done it again damn it.

by anonymous April 4, 2021

Metric Fuckton

A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.

Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...

by Phazerrr April 29, 2023

fuckonese

A word used to descibe the incomprehensible language you and your friends speak in when you've thrown back a few too many. It can also be used to insult someone who uses poor grammar, has no sense of phonics, and utterly butchers the English language.

We speak English in this country, Joe. Not Fuckonese.

by Piker September 6, 2005

fuckmonster

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.

Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.

by Dino February 10, 2005

fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

by theavondalesky January 23, 2009

fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

by Goge January 3, 2006