The Fuckits

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
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David has a case of the fuckits

by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012

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Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

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fuckmitten

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

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Fuckit list

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.

by TakesALickin July 19, 2011

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