fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

perogie flaps

a fat mans saggy breasts

that mans perogie flaps where flapping in the wind.

by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008

SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

frottage frais

Same definition as frottage but leading to an ejaculation

This train to Waterloo is going to cause a frottage frais

by Bigax201 January 22, 2017

Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

Fapsphemy

When you masturbate to something you think is sexy, but turns out to be a dud or ugly picture (say, a side-boob).

Hmm, that side-boob looks hot. Man, I feel like rubbing one out.

*Photo is actually picture of a fat guy's side-boob.
*Gasp* FAPSPHEMY!!!

by Goldstar127 January 12, 2013

Fapsalad

A faggot who is easy to and very funny. Has poor taste in stalkers that are currently unblocked.

I was on twitter last night and @Fapsalads followed me and we became instant best friends

by BongHitz4Jesus April 1, 2013