THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008
Get the Ben Franklin mug.Franklin Park is a average size town, a suburb Northwest of Chicago. Known for its Corruption and Republican views. the town normally falls racially between Mexicans (normally from Durango) and Whites. With the closing of Capri Green, some small sets of black residents. The town residents are split up between two different (but connected) High Schools, East Leyden and West Leyden.
While both schools rank average among High Schools in this area, both are known for different reasons. West Leyden has a problem with gangs and drugs. East Leyden is more preppy with violence normally between polish and mexican groups. Also teachers are known for having relationships with students.
Although Franklin Park is also known for its high drug usage, the drugs here are primarily heroin and coke, though most students are known for smoking weed.
The gangs who have occupied this town are known for their areas, with Imperial Gangsters (IG), running the well known "Jungle" area of town or our ghetto and The once highly active Royals, who ran the streets of George , and are all over Franklin Park. With small sets of other gangs moving in including Latin Kings, 22 boys and Cobras. Also has a skater community with its own skate/party crews.
The area is best described as "Mannheim & Grand"... with Mannheim being created by a well known Chicago mobster, Al Capone. The street is still known for its mob covers, meth houses, and hookers.
While both schools rank average among High Schools in this area, both are known for different reasons. West Leyden has a problem with gangs and drugs. East Leyden is more preppy with violence normally between polish and mexican groups. Also teachers are known for having relationships with students.
Although Franklin Park is also known for its high drug usage, the drugs here are primarily heroin and coke, though most students are known for smoking weed.
The gangs who have occupied this town are known for their areas, with Imperial Gangsters (IG), running the well known "Jungle" area of town or our ghetto and The once highly active Royals, who ran the streets of George , and are all over Franklin Park. With small sets of other gangs moving in including Latin Kings, 22 boys and Cobras. Also has a skater community with its own skate/party crews.
The area is best described as "Mannheim & Grand"... with Mannheim being created by a well known Chicago mobster, Al Capone. The street is still known for its mob covers, meth houses, and hookers.
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Douchebag: You keep looking down, and you're punctuating your sentences with 'like's and 'um's. I can tell you're a nervous person, especially around people of the opposite gender.
Girl: God, I can't believe you're pulling a fraklin on me.
Girl: God, I can't believe you're pulling a fraklin on me.
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Being from franklin lakes, he could not chose between an M3 or an Escalade for his 17th birthday.
The rich family from franklin lakes had a hard time deciding if they wanted to buy property in the hamptons, nantucket, or a south beach penthouse.
Being rich aint easy.
The rich family from franklin lakes had a hard time deciding if they wanted to buy property in the hamptons, nantucket, or a south beach penthouse.
Being rich aint easy.
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