San Jose Foos

A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.

Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?

Yeah, bro don't miss.

by CultureDefined August 14, 2023

Foosy

Pussy, especially on a fat girl. The more disgusting the girl is, the more appropriate it is to say foosy!

I can't believe you actually ate that girl's foosy!

by BertInc April 14, 2010

Fordson High School

hmm..where arab hoes like to go so that they can tell their parents that they're doin something good...yea rite..Fordson is where most hoes go to do it and cry that they got pregnant..trust me..i know..i was in the bathroom once and i saw two grls checkin on pregnancy test and screaming-"whats blue! whats blue!"...yea the guys ALL do their eyebrows...they're thinner than most of the grls eyebrows...the guys are man hoes too...the freshman act like theyre the shyt..damm they are so wrong..the teachers are ight and the teaching system is really good...hmm..lets see wat else should we say about fordson... oh ya..its full of Arabss...like me..yea we make terrorist jokes and its pretty funny..yea and they grls go out with the guys but after they break up they find out they they were somewat related..ewww and they actually made out with each other...plus the grls parents would kill her if they found out they actually had a boyfriend.anyway..if u wanna know more juss IM me at= Call Me Slim xo

A Couple in Fordson High School.
Guy-hey baby, wanna get in my car?
Girl-ok ali but this has to be fast
Guy- ok no problem
3 Months Later
Girl-hey ali wats up
Guy- hey baby not much juss tired
Girl-i gotta tell u somethin
Guy-yea wassup
Girl-im pregnant and i think its urs
Guy- oh helll nawww..bitch get the hell outta my life..i used a condom..peace out

by Slim xo September 12, 2006

foosie

GAS- a fart (noun)

Hey girl, you better make a doodie after that nasty foosie!

by Foosiegirl August 20, 2009

ferostricize

To have sexual intercourse with blue-bottomed monkeys.

When we went to Jamaica last summer we visited some sick rainforests. We were supposed to follow a field guide but I just ferostricized under some giant ferns the entire time.

by Dr. M. Farsonian March 28, 2008

fonosmoak

Master wooden mod builder

peace

I need the best PV wooden mod made, who makes it?

Why fonosmoak, of course!

by BrutusB May 2, 2011

fooshed

(adj) - Drunk, esp. to the point where one can no longer be embarrassed. Derived from the combination of "fucking" and "ooshed"

Alex: Did you puke on that guy at the bar last night?
Judy: Who cares? I was fooshed.

by beekthafreek October 7, 2013