Ford 

Forked-Over Rebuilt Dodge.

It's just a brand, you corporate slaves.

Ford by BLARG man May 13, 2005

FORD 

Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit

Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."

FORD by Pimpmacher March 6, 2013

ford 

who do you think bought all the blow up dolls? man, ford'd flog his wang all day if he didn't have to clean it up

mesmerised since the day he first touched that little bubble between his legs

ford by scalp August 5, 2003

ford 

FuckedOverReconditionedDodge;
FuckerOnlyRollsDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRidesDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRacesDownhill;
and my all-time favorite,
FuckinOlRebuiltDinosaur!

HTRN: <singing> Wish a Ford an a Chebby would still last 10 years like they should...

ford by daDebil April 21, 2004

Ford 

F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead

That damn Ford Only Runs Downhill

Ford by Josh September 24, 2003

FORD 

First On Race Day

Nascar Winston Cup.... Ford had 7 cars in the top 10 in the 2002 points championship

FORD by Drew Wieser May 12, 2003

Ford 

Found on road dead.

Ford by lola October 9, 2002