Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.
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Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
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Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.
See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.
lacking normal or youthful firmness
adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.
lacking normal or youthful firmness
adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
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Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.
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James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.
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James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.
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