floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

Floridian

A person who is from the state of Florida is called a Floridian. Many people who call themselves Floridians are not native born, but have migrated here from other states oft times bringing with them many of the negitive things associated with Florida. Many of the elderly retirees are snowbirds and spend half the year up North.

Not all Floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.

There are still a few of us native Floridians left in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

floricide

killing of flowers, also mass murder of our little petal-ed friends. Can be used in the fashion sense or just referring to harming people dressed up or in flowers. Also what the fairy equivalent of Hitler is guilty of.

Latin origin-->Flora meaning plants;the ending -cide coming from caedere, meaning to kill.

the little girl was seemingly unaware of her many crimes of floricide

"Jen's wedding was like a second floricide"

"chicks dig floricide, they think it's romantic"

"That shirt is guilty of serious floricide"

Dude1: "Dude, i just wanna go out and commit some floricide!"
Dude2: "Totally! Let's get wasted. I'll get the weed and gardening tools!"

by ossum-o-possum April 12, 2010

Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.

When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida

by Kevrob July 22, 2014

florida trash

A ratchet ass hoe. Not necessarily from Florida, but might as well be.

Guy 1: Did you see Blaire at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Nah bro, she's florida trash, I'm not messing with that.

by Avin631 May 15, 2016

Florida’d

V. When you and a Florida girl go on a date and she invites 11 other Asian guys and makes you pay for all the food

Dammit man Stacy just totally Florida’d me

by DannyFantom June 19, 2018

Florida Sunbird

A person who lives and works in Florida, then seeks cooler summer areas in the North, especially after retirement.
Basically the opposite of a snowbird.

I am a Florida Sunbird, are you?

by brightsun1999 July 14, 2018