floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.

Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.

by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018

Floating a Watermelon

When a person or a group eat a vodka-filled watermelon.

Jack, Jane, John, and Jill are going to be floating a watermelon tonight.

by Original Citrus August 8, 2007

floating 69

When two people skydive from a high altitude and 69 each other while falling to the Earth.

Taylor and Paige performed floating 69 on each other to spice up their relationship.

by Doyouevenvapebrah? April 27, 2017

floating on ice

To be drunk

you were floating on ice last night

by king February 18, 2003

Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

floating wolf bait

Farting in Missouri, USA

You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.

by Smurf Assassin May 13, 2003

floating cherry

when a EXTREMELY horny virgin who is about to get laid is on a waterbed waiting 4 her boyfriend/girlfriend 2 go see her naked waiting 2 get fuked.

Last night i came home and saw a floating cherry in my bedroom

by pimp daddy dollars August 25, 2004