Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Crabby flank

when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk

“Damn i heard they did the crabby flank on new year’s eve”

by punanipincher January 1, 2022

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Flank

Shoot someone up with an automatic firearm without hesitation or stopping.

"Ay flank that mf!"

by Pattsz July 29, 2023

bar flanking

The action of attending a large number of bars on a night out. Flanking is the method used, where the bar is attacked from every possible angle and emptied of all alcoholic liquids.

Lad's, lets go bar flanking tonight?
That bar just got horrendously FLANKED.

by LaZenia2011 July 29, 2012

Spanish flank

Sniffing cocaine on a roof

Bruce just done a Spanish flank up there !

by AndrewSharp June 24, 2019

Flank ya

Like if someone gives a gift you can say flank ya a short term for thank you

My mom just gave me a tv I will say flank ya mom

by Yvngxsavi July 12, 2021