Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
by DUNC3 March 01, 2025
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Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.
Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023
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Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
by CloudMr February 13, 2014
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flaccid rodent

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024
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A trip to lake flaccid

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid
by Fred Murtz March 17, 2024
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Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
by CyberGeddon May 15, 2023
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flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.
by devStik January 30, 2024
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