You are being such an innocent!
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When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.
Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?
Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.
Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?
Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.
Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
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by MrBooze July 12, 2011
Get the ginnocent mug.One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
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